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Knock Knock Jokes

    Knock, Knock!
    Who's there?
    Pooch!
    Pooch who?
    Pooch your arms around me, baby!


    Knock, Knock!
    Who's there?
    Oliver!
    Oliver who?
    Oliver sudden my dog went crazy!


    Knock, Knock!
    Who's there?
    Howl!
    Howl who?
    Howl we get away from that mean dog over there?


    Knock, Knock!
    Who's there?
    Flea!
    Flea who?
    Flea from that dog before he bites us!

    Knock, Knock!
    Who's there?
    Bow!
    Bow who?
    Not bow who, bow wow!


    Knock, Knock!
    Who's there?
    Ron!
    Ron who?
    Ron a little faster, will you? There's a pit bull after us!


    Knock, Knock!
    Who's there?
    Doughnut.
    Doughnut who?
    Doughnut pull my dog's tail, or he'll bite you!


    Knock, Knock!
    Who's there?
    Theodore!
    Theodore who?
    Theodore is stuck, and my dog can't get out!


    Knock, Knock!
    Who's there?
    Terry.
    Terry who?
    Terry bull she cant get down!


    Knock, Knock!
    Who's there?
    Sarah!
    Sarah who?
    Sarah dog in there with you!


    Knock, Knock!
    Who's there?
    Ken!
    Ken who?
    Ken I bring my dog inside?

    Knock, Knock!
    Who's there?
    Arthur!
    Arthur who?
    Arthur any more dogs out there?

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